15件「有室友的人」才會懂的超討厭時刻！你他媽可不可以起來把鬧鐘關掉！ - Toments 找話題

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15件「有室友的人」才會懂的超討厭時刻！你他媽可不可以起來把鬧鐘關掉！

1. 你會一直被室友的鬧鐘吵醒

When your roommate's alarm wakes you up but they're sleeping right through it:

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2. 當你們起床時碰到對方但你還不想跟任何人交際

When you bump into each other first thing in the morning and you're not ready for human interaction:

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3. 當你今天很不爽，他做任何事你都覺得很不爽

When you're having a bad day and every little thing they do is the most annoying thing in the world:

Twitter: @RoommateHarmony

4. 你必須在食物上宣示主權

When you have to get territorial about your food:

Twitter: @sportsguymarv

5. 但是你室友永遠會把它吃掉

But then they eat it anyway:

6. 洗水槽也是一種戰爭

When relationships are destroyed over the sink:

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7. 當你偷看他們的房間....

When you make the mistake of peeking into their room:

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8.他們總是會一直做錯事

When it seems like everything they do is wrong, wrong, so very wrong:

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9.當他們撞見你在做一些~私人的事情~

When they walk in on you doing ~private things~.

10. 他們懶到你可以為他的懶惰寫一首詩

When you can write an ethnography on the extent of human laziness:

Twitter: @danmaxfox

11. 當你隔牆聽見他們的噴嚏聲，你會忍不住想起他們聽過什麼邪惡的事...

When you hear them sneeze through the wall and you wonder what unholy things they've heard:

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12. 誰該去買牛奶的拉鋸戰

When you get passive-aggressive about whose turn it is to buy the milk:

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13.你想淋浴時卻多了一塊地毯

When your shower has a carpet:

Twitter: @befernee

14. 當你的室友在深夜大聲辦事....

When your roommate and their partner are being ~loud~ late at night:

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15. 室友總是能挑釁你

When they ask you to take care of something they could easily do:

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