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這箱子不能隨便打開！打開之後會觸發邪惡魔法，你就一定要錄用這個人了！裡面竟然裝了…

Imgur user MrDeepImmersion is applying for a job with Wizards of the Coast, best known as the publisher of competitive card games Magic the Gathering and Dungeons and Dragons. Though he has a lengthy résumé of impressive work as a Disney Imagineer, the position was as a game designer so he knew he needed something to prove he had the creative chops. So he went about creative the résumé of all résumés, perfectly suited for a company like Wizards of the Coast.

猜猜這個大木箱裡面裝了什麼？你一定猜不到的！

答案是履歷！

國外有個網友要應徵著名遊戲公司「威世智」的工作，因此做了這個神奇的履歷。

威世智是卡牌遊戲「魔法風雲會」的製造商，同時也代理「龍與地下城」系列遊戲。

這位網友來頭也不小，他曾在迪士尼任職，經歷嚇嚇叫，但他還是想要交出一份與眾不同的履歷。

他用3D列印，印出石碑的模型，一面是碑文，另一面則是警示。
He 3D printed a set of tablets, the crux of the idea. He a warning on one side and an inscription on the other.

警示的內容是，如果解除封印，邪惡的魔法就會自動觸發。

The details of the warning, not to open the seal or a terrible magic would be unleashed. He added a primer before tending to the mold.
 
他在上了底漆後才灌模，並在周圍加上隔層，以免矽利康流出。
He added some walls to help set the mold and avoid spillage.

然後注入矽利康。

The silicone is added and settles, though it looks wet this is the dry form.
 

成品長這樣。

再倒入石膏，模型就變成這樣，他還加了一些東西，讓它有大理石的紋路。

Oops！他在搬移石碑時，慘劇發生了，他手滑摔壞了它。

Before moving on from here he gave his first tablet a good smash. Since he had made the mold, making a replacement would be a snap and he needed to know that the tablets could be broken open easily. He dropped this one from about 3 feet.
幸好模子還在，再做一個不費時。而且他了解石碑很易碎，從不到一公尺高的地方摔下，就支離破碎。

為了放他的履歷，石碑做成空心。
The tablets were designed to be hollow. The employees of the Wizards of the Coast are only human after all, so they are guaranteed to ignore the warnings on the outsides of the tablets. He placed his résumé in the center of each tablet, which he says weighed about the same as it would if it were made of actual stone.
他強調，每塊石碑，重量都和真的石頭差不多。
Glammed it up a bit, to be Arthurian and presentable.

再把細部加工美化，它看起來就像是亞瑟王朝時期的文物。

The text reads "Whosoever shatters this tablet will have the ability to summon a powerful ally; but be warned, doing so will change the future, forever."
 

碑文寫著，打碎這塊石碑者，可以召喚一位神隊友，但是請特別注意，你的未來會永遠改變。

他還用蠟封住信，上面有他的姓名縮寫，並把信和履歷放進石碑中。
He created a wax seal with his initials, then stuffed a résumé and letter into each tablet.
他做了兩塊石碑，因為第二塊是他的終極法寶，一定能幫他得到面試機會。
The reason for two tablets was that the second one is what he is counting on to get him the interview. He says that the first one is likely to only be cracked open by a handful of people, but after that they will be so excited to crack open the other that they are likely to gather a large group.

他的計畫是，敲碎第一塊石碑時，圍觀的人可能不多，但一定會有很多人興奮地圍過來，想看第二塊石碑敲碎後，還會有什麼。

The straw came straight from a local stables, freshly picked (not from the actual stable).

他用草填滿石碑的縫隙。

He included a hammer and chisel in the package. While smashing a tablet on the ground is a good way to let out some aggression he wanted to make sure that there was an easier way.
他還很細心地，在箱子裡冷上槌子和鑿子，雖然石碑一砸就碎，他還是提供了更省力的方法。

最後他裝箱，並把履歷送到威世智公司。
The final touches before sending it away. The "straight out of Raiders" looking crate. Marked up with ID numbers and other film references, it completed the facade of the "artifacts" actual origins. He addressed it directly to the company CEO (ballsy) and sent it on it's way.

如果我是遊戲公司，看到這履歷立刻錄用了吧！創造和冒險，膽大和心細全在這履歷中了，還有比這更強力的隊友嗎？

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