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真實與謊言!這10句話背後的含意你聽懂了嗎?!原來.....那幾個字代表"已讀不想回"...
▲Ididn't hear my alarm clock. 謊言:我沒聽見鬧鐘響.
It turns off after the fifth snooze. 真相:第五次貪睡模式後就關掉了啦
▲Sorry, that was my last piece. 謊言:抱歉!這是最後一塊了!
Idon't like you enough to give you free gum. 真相:我還沒有喜歡你到願意跟你分享.
▲Brb 謊言:馬上回來
I'm still here, but I wish you wern't. 真相:希望我回來時候你已經不在了
▲I promise I won't tag you. 謊言:我保證我絕對不會標籤你
It's gonna be my new profile picture. 真相:這會是我新的大頭照片
▲Only 12% chance of rain. 謊言:下雨機率百分之12
Bring an umbrella. 真相:提醒你攜帶雨傘
▲I just got your text. 謊言:我剛剛收到你的訊息
Three hours ago but didn't want to reply. 真相:三小時前收到,不想回覆
▲Sorry, I'm busy Friday night. 謊言:禮拜五晚上我很忙碌,抱歉
Busy stallking who I'd rather be dating on Facebook. 真相:其實我只想在臉書和人約會
It turns off after the fifth snooze. 真相:第五次貪睡模式後就關掉了啦
▲Sorry, that was my last piece. 謊言:抱歉!這是最後一塊了!
Idon't like you enough to give you free gum. 真相:我還沒有喜歡你到願意跟你分享.
▲Brb 謊言:馬上回來
I'm still here, but I wish you wern't. 真相:希望我回來時候你已經不在了
▲I promise I won't tag you. 謊言:我保證我絕對不會標籤你
It's gonna be my new profile picture. 真相:這會是我新的大頭照片
▲Only 12% chance of rain. 謊言:下雨機率百分之12
Bring an umbrella. 真相:提醒你攜帶雨傘
▲I just got your text. 謊言:我剛剛收到你的訊息
Three hours ago but didn't want to reply. 真相:三小時前收到,不想回覆
▲Sorry, I'm busy Friday night. 謊言:禮拜五晚上我很忙碌,抱歉
Busy stallking who I'd rather be dating on Facebook. 真相:其實我只想在臉書和人約會
▲The dog did it. 謊言:這件事情是狗狗造成的
But it might have been me. 真相:其實可能是我做的!
▲Just a trim. 謊言:修一小段頭髮就好
Six inches off the top. 真相:想剪去15公分
▲對警察說 That's not mine. 謊言:這不是我幹的!
It was until now. 真相:你出現前一刻,的確是我!
But it might have been me. 真相:其實可能是我做的!
▲Just a trim. 謊言:修一小段頭髮就好
Six inches off the top. 真相:想剪去15公分
▲對警察說 That's not mine. 謊言:這不是我幹的!
It was until now. 真相:你出現前一刻,的確是我!
看完以後,不知道你覺得哪一句經典呢?小編覺得,訊息的已讀不回好常見啊!快分享出去,讓身邊好友也看看吧!
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