▲Ｉdidn't hear my alarm clock.  謊言：我沒聽見鬧鐘響.
 It turns off after the fifth snooze. 真相：第五次貪睡模式後就關掉了啦


▲Sorry, that was my last piece. 謊言：抱歉！這是最後一塊了！
Ｉdon't like you enough to give you free gum. 真相：我還沒有喜歡你到願意跟你分享.


▲Brb 謊言：馬上回來
I'm still here, but I wish you wern't. 真相：希望我回來時候你已經不在了


▲I promise I won't tag you.　謊言：我保證我絕對不會標籤你
It's gonna be my new profile picture. 真相：這會是我新的大頭照片

 
▲Only 12% chance of rain. 謊言：下雨機率百分之12
Bring an umbrella.　真相：提醒你攜帶雨傘


▲I just got your text. 謊言：我剛剛收到你的訊息
Three hours ago but didn't want to reply. 真相：三小時前收到，不想回覆


▲Sorry, I'm busy Friday night. 謊言：禮拜五晚上我很忙碌，抱歉
Busy stallking who I'd rather be dating on Facebook. 真相：其實我只想在臉書和人約會

▲The dog did it. 謊言：這件事情是狗狗造成的
But it might have been me. 真相：其實可能是我做的！


▲Just a trim. 謊言：修一小段頭髮就好
Six inches off the top. 真相：想剪去15公分


▲對警察說 That's not mine. 謊言：這不是我幹的！
It was until now. 真相：你出現前一刻，的確是我！